Travelling Swift

Stories from a Single, White, Idiotic, Female, Traveller

Singapore

Who would have thought my mother, my american friend Frankie, and I would start our adventure so well by booking into a brothel. A great weekend deal over the internet does not mention, surprisingly, the other clientele, or that the rooms can be paid for by the hour. Frankie was quite suprised to be offered 200 Singapore dollars for her panties, at nine o'clock in the morning. She declined, but I was quite upset I didn't get offered any for mine. Not sure what that says about me, but I'll try not to dwell on such matters. The food, if you eat cheaply can be gross, a great way to lose a few extra kilos. After shopping hard, we left my mum in Singapore to see if she got any lingerie offers, as I headed off with Frankie to Thailand and the Full Moon Party.